Dear -Snazzles-, [a meme I did in the spring, but that has changed?]

Dear Susan,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of your office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb ass.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget that night and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sarah

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I smelled a ninja at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

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Minnow wants to eat cock (and hen) :O

Pheasants have been feeding off our lawn where the seeds from the birdfeeder fall on the ground. A younger female [(no long tail? that's why we think she is only young)called a hen] & a gorgeous male [called a cock] :)

( 'You have a fluffy cock' to quote Fred )

I'm too lazy to upload them here unless asked, so I'm just linking from Facebook ^^;

We have since put down some food for them, so we shall see if they come back :)