ext_103052 ([identity profile] alchemy-hisoka.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lady_noremon 2009-03-03 04:23 am (UTC)

Since when does being a pervert bother you? :p

You should also know that I never will forget that night and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

This was the most hilarious part. Especially with how well it fit into the rest of the letter. o_o

The collection of butterflies reminds me of Loveless.

_____________________________________________________

Dear Sarah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in a clown suit and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and our friendship is ruined.

Go milk a cow,

Arma


. . . that was horrible! *curls up in a ball and cries*

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