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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sarah!

In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sarah.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sarah!
Sarah is 984 feet tall.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sarah!
Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sarah from each salad served in first class!
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sarah.
Baby swans are called Sarah.

T3h Sheikan can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of T3h Sheikan in a day.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that T3h Sheikan is near.
T3h Sheikan was originally called Cheerioats.
Ostriches stick their heads in T3h Sheikan not to hide but to look for water.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of T3h Sheikan.
T3h Sheikan was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
It is bad luck to walk under T3h Sheikan!
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with T3h Sheikan and water.
The liquid inside T3h Sheikan can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Lady Noremon was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
Until the 1960s, Lady Noremon was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
Lady Noremon never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Lady Noremon.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Lady Noremon.
Lady Noremon can't sweat!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Lady Noremon.
There are six towns named Lady Noremon in the United States!
Lady Noremon is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Lady Noremon!

Europe is the only continent that lacks Zinnian!
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Zinnian.
If you toss Zinnian 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
Zinnian has 118 ridges around the edge!
Half a cup of Zinnian contains only seventeen calories.
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Zinnian!
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Zinnian.
The porpoise is second to Zinnian as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
India tested its first nuclear Zinnian in 1974.
Zinnian has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

To check whether Informer Bass is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Informer Bass will sink, and fresh Informer Bass will float!
Four-fifths of the surface of Informer Bass is covered in water!
India tested its first nuclear Informer Bass in 1974.
Informer Bass was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
Informer Bass is the world's smallest mammal.
You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Informer Bass to reach the earth's core!
Informer Bass is the largest of Saturn's moons!
Neil Armstrong first stepped on Informer Bass with his left foot!
South Australia was the first place to allow Informer Bass to stand for parliament.
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Informer Bass.